Tuesday, May 11, 2010

The Subway: The Greatest Place on Earth


QUESTIONS:

1) How did she wedge herself in there

2) How will she get out

3) Did she consciously match her gatorade to her unitard and best-friend's hair color?

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Carry on Good Lady.


O.M.G.

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

NYC - City of Romance (and big black naked ass)


The Perfect Advertisement for Hand Sanitizer...

Fun with MTA Signs: You Wouldn't Like Commuters when they're Angry


Commuter smash!

Sunday, December 20, 2009

It's not just friendly - it's the law : Fun with MTA Signs


Fun with MTA signs - Introduce people to your imaginary friends.

Monday, November 9, 2009

Hi, I'm a PC WITH AN IPOD! (For shame...)


"Hi, I'm a PC...and I love using my Mac devices."


Many thanks to @rutila for seeing something and saying something!

Monday, November 2, 2009

The Colonel Saw Something


If you're going to sip mint juleps and review your secret recipe of 11 herbs and spices, you might as well do it on the MTA.


Thanks to Tim Trevathan for seeing something and saying something!

Friday, October 30, 2009

Happy Halloween from Mr. Pumpkin Head!


Don't over do it on the Sun-In this Halloween or you could end up looking like Mr.Pumpkin Head here.



(Did I get on the wrong train, going the wrong direction, knowing I'd be late to my meeting, just to get this shot? You bet I did!)

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Someone should have told you about life - it's not a game, it's WAR!


Oh girlie...life isn't a game...IT'S WAR!

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

This bitch could totally kick my ass


Sometimes I just gotta pay homage to someone who could totally kick my ass.

Monday, October 26, 2009

I'm baaaaaack


Sorry for the brief hiatus kids...but, I'm baaaaack.

Friday, October 9, 2009

I Hear Something

Our first video! "I saw and heard something that resembled the kid from the Boondocks cartoon strip but was a lot more annoying"

I Saw Something that resembled the kid from the Boondocks cartoon strip from Bradley Werner on Vimeo.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Ugly Shirt Day! Ugly Shirt Day! Ugly Shirt Day!

Hooray! It's Ugly Shirt Day!!!! (and, in 1 case, Ugly Person Day)



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Friday, October 2, 2009

Subway Series!


Unfortunately I was unable to snap pictures of the knife fight...

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Pencil in Your Pocket?


For my next trick I'm going to make this pencil, disappear...


Thanks to Jenny Lee for seeing something and saying something! Send submissions to ISawSomethingBlog@gmail.com

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Please Rollerblade Behind the Yellow Line


I was waiting for the F-Train. This butt-munch was reliving his glory days on the Starlight Express...

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Why are 250,000 New Yorkers happier than you?


"Why are 250,000 New Yorkers happier than you?"

1) They have hair.
2) They're not over 30.
3) They don't need a cane to walk around.
4) They don't find themselves oogling young boys

Monday, September 28, 2009

Good Yontif Moses!


Moses knows...a good nap can make for an easy fast this Yom Kippur.


L'shana Tova and Good Yontif all!

Friday, September 25, 2009

Harness your Chi


Harness your chi...then Thank Motha' F*ckin' God it's Friday (TMFGIF)

Thursday, September 24, 2009

She's so excited! (and she just can't hide it)


She's about to lose control (and I think she likes it)




THANKS (again) TO JSchwartzDesign FOR SEEING & SAYING SOMETHING!

Check her out at jennischwartz.com

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Dichotomy


A blonde in a black dress sits holding her white bag next to a brunette in a white dress holding her black bag and blackberry. The brunette caffeinates herself with a cold diet soda that she holds with one hand while the blonde sips energy from a still warm coffee which, between tastes, she clutches with both hands. The brunette blocks out interpersonal communication by focusing on the glowing screen of the small device in her hand while the blonde wards off communication by covering her eyes with darkened sunglasses. One's toes are conservatively hidden and the other's are open.

Dark and light, light and dark, their only similarity is that they both know what time it is...

I found the dichotomy of this scene beautiful and wholly "New York"

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Paging Dr. Freud...


Paging Dr. Freud - when is a long, hard, cylindrical phallus that penetrates dark, damp, underground tunnels just a long, hard, cylindral phallus that penetrates dark, damp, underground tunnels?

Friday, September 18, 2009

Jewy Lewis & the Jews


That's the "Power of Oye"

L'Shanah Tova ya'll

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Don't Wake a Sleeping Giant


Common sense said not to take this picture...but he reminded me so much of the boulder from Indiana Jones that I just had to...

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Saying "Om" on the N


Jai Guru Deva.

"Lay down all thoughts, surrender to the void, that you may see the meaning of within."

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Los Mariachis Pequenos


Say hello ("hola") to my little friend(s):
"Los Miniature Mariachis"

Monday, September 14, 2009

Mommy's love you...Daddy loves his new bimbo


There were probably better times to have the whole "Daddy's not going to live with us anymore" conversation...


Thanks for finding this awkward moment, Gary Goldsheyd! Keep sending submissions here.

Friday, September 11, 2009

Quittin' Time


It's Friday, and there's a bottle of Jameson waiting for me on my nightstand - "It's quittin' time."

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Mr. Chinchillin'


I know summer's over...but I'd say it's a little early to whip out the chinchilla coats and scarfs boys...



Thanks to Drew York City (@DrewYorkCity) for the submission. Keep em' coming to ISawSomethingBlog@gmail.com

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Be at kid "at heart"


Be a kid at heart...but when you have kids...maybe dress like an adult, ya know?

Friday, September 4, 2009

Commuting to the Club


Ah the joys of commuting to the club to have lunch with my fiance, Miffy (who's secretly screwing the pool boy, Antonio).

Thursday, September 3, 2009

You never forget the first time you kill a man...


He was going for his gun...it was him or me, man!

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Botero


"Botero."

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

1 Flag...


Wearing a tweed jacket and hat instead of your trademark tuxedo = 1 Flag.

More Flags...more fun. Six Flags!

Monday, August 31, 2009

A Slave to Fashion


I'm wearing Ray Ban® Wayfarer sunglasses, on a rainy day, on the subway, because:
a) I just left the eye doctor.
b) I'm the hottest blind chick ever.
c) People Magazine's Style Watch (@peoplemag) said it was okay.

Friday, August 28, 2009

Courtney's sisters on their way to the Love family reunion


Fact of the Day: Courtney Love was never jealous of her older twin sisters, "Alluneediz & Wholelotta."

Thursday, August 27, 2009

A Rough Couple of Years for Weird Al Yankovic


It's been a rough couple of years for Weird Al Yankovic @alyankovic seen here on the V-Train.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Let Me See Your War Face!


Let me see your war face! Bullshit! You didn't scare me. Work on it.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Splitting Hairs


It's possible she was a natural red head once...but now, every few weeks...a gray chasm appears and it looks like her head is splitting open.

Monday, August 24, 2009

It's Monday, Hip Hip Beret!


It's Monday, Hip Hip Beret!

(but seriously...that woman next to you thinks yer a douche)

Friday, August 21, 2009

Summer in the City


Santa rocks the popped collar and summers in the city (but weekends in Amagansett)

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Sorry kid, you're probably gonna die.


Sorry kid, the 5-second rule does NOT apply on the N/R/W train. That chicken wing had trans fat in it and some variant of syphilis on it.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

An Echo of Hair


Myth Busting: If you burp, fart, sneeze, cough and ejaculate at the same time... you lose most, but not all, of your hair.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

B Train Camouflage - Black & White


B Train Camouflage: "Black & White"


Gotta love when commuters match the advertisements around them.

Monday, August 17, 2009

I mean...who doesn't want to sleep in on Mondays?


I mean...who doesn't want to sleep in on Mondays?