Thursday, July 30, 2009

What does he know, that I don't?

Seriously...what does the guy in the infantry helmet and gas mask know that I don't?

Many thanks to Jessica Block for seeing something and saying something!

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Effort in Futility

Effort in Futility.

Doing a job that will always need re-doing, only to be fired. Yes, the subways can get dirtier.

Monday, July 27, 2009

The Invitation Called For...

For the life of me, I can't figure out what attire the invitation called for...but the blue comb-over really ties the whole ensemble together.

The pet Tribble's gotta go....

Thanks to @MikeBarish for seeing this colorful couple and saying something!

Friday, July 24, 2009

Brick-Breaking Hearts on the V-Train

This sexy young thing and her BB brick-broke my heart.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Why Babies Can't Ride the MTA

Thanks to reader Igor Fradlis for once again pointing out why babies shouldn't be riding the MTA alone.

(They're horrible with directions!)

Wife Portrait?

Nothing says "I respect women" and "I love my Grandkids" like a knee-to-foot tattoo of a topless (but not sleeveless) porn star in sunglasses finger-banging herself...

Thanks to reader JDIZZY for seeing something and saying something!
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Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Skull Cap

All Yarmulkes are skull caps, but not all Skull Caps are Yarmulkes...

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Who's Up For Some Fro, yo?

Chocolate or French Vanilla?

Monday, July 20, 2009

Pocket Full of Pomeranian

Gotta love those trendy Asians with their easy-to-carry electronics and portable Pomeranians...

Check her out at

Friday, July 17, 2009


Fridays are GAZONGAS!!!

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Guess who didn't go to Monroe College...

"There's no way I can earn my degree passed out on Meth while riding the subway"

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

My Beautiful Balloon

Life is full of unanswered questions:

1) How did he get through the turnstile?

2) Why is his hair blue and his balloon blonde?

3) Why is he wearing an overcoat in July?

4) Am I the only one who thinks "dude with 4-cubic feet of flammable hydrogen gas" registers as "suspicious"

THANKS TO WILLY G FOR THIS PIC. Our first user-submission!

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

6 Train Camouflage: "Map Colors"

...then all of a sudden the map had eyes.

Monday, July 13, 2009


"Man's proper estate is an upright posture, an intransigent mind, and a step that travels unlimited roads" - Ayn Rand

1. Upright posture? (obviously)
2. Intransigent mind? (that's the Village Voice!)
3. Unlimited roads traveled? (so long as you don't count the G train service changes.)

Friday, July 10, 2009

One of these things is not like the other

One of these things is not like the other.

(HINT: 2 of these things are sexy, studious blondes, the other is a frumpy Indian woman).

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Mrs. Pouty-Face

Mrs. Pouty-Face : Commuting can make all of the people happy some of the time, and some of the people happy all of the time, but this bitch is never happy, ever.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

The Original Royal Crown

The Original Royal Crown. That's not retro, that's just old - and no, those aren't ipod headphone wires, that's a hipster-cool tracheotomy implant.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

What my expression says about me:

A) "Things have gone horribly wrong for me since '74."
B) "Caring for my microwave means kissing and hugging it."
C) "I seriously can't f*cking believe it's not butter."

Monday, July 6, 2009

Jabba du Hutt

This man reminded me of Jabba the Hut...possible Jabba the Hut after the stomach stapling surgery...but Jabba nonetheless.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Happy July 4th Everyone!

Ghost train.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Wednesday, July 1, 2009