NYC - City of Romance (and big black naked ass)

The Perfect Advertisement for Hand Sanitizer...

Fun with MTA Signs: You Wouldn't Like Commuters when they're Angry

Commuter smash!

It's not just friendly - it's the law : Fun with MTA Signs

Fun with MTA signs - Introduce people to your imaginary friends.

Hi, I'm a PC WITH AN IPOD! (For shame...)

"Hi, I'm a PC...and I love using my Mac devices."

Many thanks to @rutila for seeing something and saying something!

The Colonel Saw Something

If you're going to sip mint juleps and review your secret recipe of 11 herbs and spices, you might as well do it on the MTA.


Thanks to Tim Trevathan for seeing something and saying something!

Happy Halloween from Mr. Pumpkin Head!

Don't over do it on the Sun-In this Halloween or you could end up looking like Mr.Pumpkin Head here.



(Did I get on the wrong train, going the wrong direction, knowing I'd be late to my meeting, just to get this shot? You bet I did!)

Vice President Joe Biden Saw Something!

Someone should have told you about life - it's not a game, it's WAR!

Oh girlie...life isn't a game...IT'S WAR!

This bitch could totally kick my ass

Sometimes I just gotta pay homage to someone who could totally kick my ass.

I'm baaaaaack

Sorry for the brief hiatus kids...but, I'm baaaaack.

I Hear Something

Our first video! "I saw and heard something that resembled the kid from the Boondocks cartoon strip but was a lot more annoying"

I Saw Something that resembled the kid from the Boondocks cartoon strip from Bradley Werner on Vimeo.

Ugly Shirt Day! Ugly Shirt Day! Ugly Shirt Day!

Hooray! It's Ugly Shirt Day!!!! (and, in 1 case, Ugly Person Day)

Subway Series!

Unfortunately I was unable to snap pictures of the knife fight...

Pencil in Your Pocket?

For my next trick I'm going to make this pencil, disappear...


Thanks to Jenny Lee for seeing something and saying something! Send submissions to ISawSomethingBlog@gmail.com

Please Rollerblade Behind the Yellow Line

I was waiting for the F-Train. This butt-munch was reliving his glory days on the Starlight Express...

Why are 250,000 New Yorkers happier than you?

"Why are 250,000 New Yorkers happier than you?"

1) They have hair.
2) They're not over 30.
3) They don't need a cane to walk around.
4) They don't find themselves oogling young boys

Good Yontif Moses!

Moses knows...a good nap can make for an easy fast this Yom Kippur.


L'shana Tova and Good Yontif all!

Harness your Chi

Harness your chi...then Thank Motha' F*ckin' God it's Friday (TMFGIF)

She's so excited! (and she just can't hide it)

She's about to lose control (and I think she likes it)




THANKS (again) TO JSchwartzDesign FOR SEEING & SAYING SOMETHING!

Check her out at jennischwartz.com

Dichotomy

A blonde in a black dress sits holding her white bag next to a brunette in a white dress holding her black bag and blackberry. The brunette caffeinates herself with a cold diet soda that she holds with one hand while the blonde sips energy from a still warm coffee which, between tastes, she clutches with both hands. The brunette blocks out interpersonal communication by focusing on the glowing screen of the small device in her hand while the blonde wards off communication by covering her eyes with darkened sunglasses. One's toes are conservatively hidden and the other's are open.

Dark and light, light and dark, their only similarity is that they both know what time it is...

I found the dichotomy of this scene beautiful and wholly "New York"

Paging Dr. Freud...

Paging Dr. Freud - when is a long, hard, cylindrical phallus that penetrates dark, damp, underground tunnels just a long, hard, cylindral phallus that penetrates dark, damp, underground tunnels?

Jewy Lewis & the Jews

That's the "Power of Oye"

L'Shanah Tova ya'll

Don't Wake a Sleeping Giant

Common sense said not to take this picture...but he reminded me so much of the boulder from Indiana Jones that I just had to...

Saying "Om" on the N

Jai Guru Deva.

"Lay down all thoughts, surrender to the void, that you may see the meaning of within."

Los Mariachis Pequenos

Say hello ("hola") to my little friend(s):
"Los Miniature Mariachis"

Mommy's love you...Daddy loves his new bimbo

There were probably better times to have the whole "Daddy's not going to live with us anymore" conversation...

Thanks for finding this awkward moment, Gary Goldsheyd! Keep sending submissions here.

Quittin' Time

It's Friday, and there's a bottle of Jameson waiting for me on my nightstand - "It's quittin' time."

Whistler's Mother (commuting)

Whistler's Mother (Commuting)

Mr. Chinchillin'

I know summer's over...but I'd say it's a little early to whip out the chinchilla coats and scarfs boys...



Thanks to Drew York City (@DrewYorkCity) for the submission. Keep em' coming to ISawSomethingBlog@gmail.com

Be at kid "at heart"

Be a kid at heart...but when you have kids...maybe dress like an adult, ya know?

Commuting to the Club

Ah the joys of commuting to the club to have lunch with my fiance, Miffy (who's secretly screwing the pool boy, Antonio).

You never forget the first time you kill a man...

He was going for his gun...it was him or me, man!

Botero

"Botero."

1 Flag...

Wearing a tweed jacket and hat instead of your trademark tuxedo = 1 Flag.

More Flags...more fun. Six Flags!

A Slave to Fashion

I'm wearing Ray Ban® Wayfarer sunglasses, on a rainy day, on the subway, because:
a) I just left the eye doctor.
b) I'm the hottest blind chick ever.
c) People Magazine's Style Watch (@peoplemag) said it was okay.

Courtney's sisters on their way to the Love family reunion

Fact of the Day: Courtney Love was never jealous of her older twin sisters, "Alluneediz & Wholelotta."

A Rough Couple of Years for Weird Al Yankovic

It's been a rough couple of years for Weird Al Yankovic @alyankovic seen here on the V-Train.

Let Me See Your War Face!

Let me see your war face! Bullshit! You didn't scare me. Work on it.

Splitting Hairs

It's possible she was a natural red head once...but now, every few weeks...a gray chasm appears and it looks like her head is splitting open.

It's Monday, Hip Hip Beret!

It's Monday, Hip Hip Beret!

(but seriously...that woman next to you thinks yer a douche)

Summer in the City

Santa rocks the popped collar and summers in the city (but weekends in Amagansett)

Sorry kid, you're probably gonna die.

Sorry kid, the 5-second rule does NOT apply on the N/R/W train. That chicken wing had trans fat in it and some variant of syphilis on it.

An Echo of Hair

Myth Busting: If you burp, fart, sneeze, cough and ejaculate at the same time... you lose most, but not all, of your hair.

B Train Camouflage - Black & White

B Train Camouflage: "Black & White"


Gotta love when commuters match the advertisements around them.

I mean...who doesn't want to sleep in on Mondays?

I mean...who doesn't want to sleep in on Mondays?

TGIF - It's been a rough a week...

TGIF - It's been a rough a week...(for this guy)

thanks to @MikeBarish for seeing something bruised and saying something.

So you have gold shoes and love to rub yourself in public...that's nice.

So you have gold shoes and love to rub yourself in public...that's nice.