One day I'll have a real phone!

Product testing the "Air-Phone" vs the "There-Phone"

(There-phone wins)

4 Train Camouflage : RED

"Wishes she..."

Cause it's Friday, and you're a hottie!

Cheer up...it's Friday (and you're a hottie).

Committed to Creepy

10-to-1 odds say this guys resume includes "Gold Mining," "Train Conducting" and/or "Being Creepy"

4 Train Camouflage : YELLOW

"For your safety, please stand behind the yellow giant"

...More like Hair Jordan

V Train Nap

Smuggling cocaine takes a lot out of you...

F Train Bad Ass

This man took el Neo out of the spanish Matrix by giving him a red burrito.