What does he know, that I don't?

Seriously...what does the guy in the infantry helmet and gas mask know that I don't?

Many thanks to Jessica Block for seeing something and saying something!

...another brain turned to a cottage cheese-like mush by Hulu.

Hulu strikes again.

Effort in Futility

Effort in Futility.


Doing a job that will always need re-doing, only to be fired. Yes, the subways can get dirtier.

The Invitation Called For...

For the life of me, I can't figure out what attire the invitation called for...but the blue comb-over really ties the whole ensemble together.

The pet Tribble's gotta go....



Thanks to @MikeBarish for seeing this colorful couple and saying something!

Brick-Breaking Hearts on the V-Train

This sexy young thing and her BB brick-broke my heart.

Why Babies Can't Ride the MTA

Thanks to reader Igor Fradlis for once again pointing out why babies shouldn't be riding the MTA alone.

(They're horrible with directions!)

Wife Portrait?

Nothing says "I respect women" and "I love my Grandkids" like a knee-to-foot tattoo of a topless (but not sleeveless) porn star in sunglasses finger-banging herself...


Thanks to reader JDIZZY for seeing something and saying something!
Keep the submissions coming by emailing them to ISawSomethingBlog@gmail.com

Skull Cap

All Yarmulkes are skull caps, but not all Skull Caps are Yarmulkes...

Who's Up For Some Fro, yo?

Chocolate or French Vanilla?

Pocket Full of Pomeranian

Gotta love those trendy Asians with their easy-to-carry electronics and portable Pomeranians...

THANKS TO JSchwartzDesign FOR SAYING SOMETHING!
Check her out at jennischwartz.com

Gazongas!

Fridays are GAZONGAS!!!

Guess who didn't go to Monroe College...

"There's no way I can earn my degree passed out on Meth while riding the subway"

My Beautiful Balloon

Life is full of unanswered questions:

1) How did he get through the turnstile?

2) Why is his hair blue and his balloon blonde?

3) Why is he wearing an overcoat in July?

4) Am I the only one who thinks "dude with 4-cubic feet of flammable hydrogen gas" registers as "suspicious"

THANKS TO WILLY G FOR THIS PIC. Our first user-submission!

6 Train Camouflage: "Map Colors"

...then all of a sudden the map had eyes.

Posture

"Man's proper estate is an upright posture, an intransigent mind, and a step that travels unlimited roads" - Ayn Rand

1. Upright posture? (obviously)
2. Intransigent mind? (that's the Village Voice!)
3. Unlimited roads traveled? (so long as you don't count the G train service changes.)

One of these things is not like the other

One of these things is not like the other.

(HINT: 2 of these things are sexy, studious blondes, the other is a frumpy Indian woman).

Mrs. Pouty-Face

Mrs. Pouty-Face : Commuting can make all of the people happy some of the time, and some of the people happy all of the time, but this bitch is never happy, ever.

The Original Royal Crown

The Original Royal Crown. That's not retro, that's just old - and no, those aren't ipod headphone wires, that's a hipster-cool tracheotomy implant.

What my expression says about me:

WHAT MY EXPRESSION SAYS ABOUT ME:
A) "Things have gone horribly wrong for me since '74."
B) "Caring for my microwave means kissing and hugging it."
C) "I seriously can't f*cking believe it's not butter."

Jabba du Hutt

This man reminded me of Jabba the Hut...possible Jabba the Hut after the stomach stapling surgery...but Jabba nonetheless.

Happy July 4th Everyone!

Ghost train.

Because boogers taste good...

Just A Whiter Shade of Pale