A Slave to Fashion

I'm wearing Ray Ban® Wayfarer sunglasses, on a rainy day, on the subway, because:
a) I just left the eye doctor.
b) I'm the hottest blind chick ever.
c) People Magazine's Style Watch (@peoplemag) said it was okay.

Courtney's sisters on their way to the Love family reunion

Fact of the Day: Courtney Love was never jealous of her older twin sisters, "Alluneediz & Wholelotta."

A Rough Couple of Years for Weird Al Yankovic

It's been a rough couple of years for Weird Al Yankovic @alyankovic seen here on the V-Train.

Let Me See Your War Face!

Let me see your war face! Bullshit! You didn't scare me. Work on it.

Splitting Hairs

It's possible she was a natural red head once...but now, every few weeks...a gray chasm appears and it looks like her head is splitting open.

It's Monday, Hip Hip Beret!

It's Monday, Hip Hip Beret!

(but seriously...that woman next to you thinks yer a douche)

Summer in the City

Santa rocks the popped collar and summers in the city (but weekends in Amagansett)

Sorry kid, you're probably gonna die.

Sorry kid, the 5-second rule does NOT apply on the N/R/W train. That chicken wing had trans fat in it and some variant of syphilis on it.

An Echo of Hair

Myth Busting: If you burp, fart, sneeze, cough and ejaculate at the same time... you lose most, but not all, of your hair.

B Train Camouflage - Black & White

B Train Camouflage: "Black & White"


Gotta love when commuters match the advertisements around them.

I mean...who doesn't want to sleep in on Mondays?

I mean...who doesn't want to sleep in on Mondays?

TGIF - It's been a rough a week...

TGIF - It's been a rough a week...(for this guy)

thanks to @MikeBarish for seeing something bruised and saying something.

So you have gold shoes and love to rub yourself in public...that's nice.

So you have gold shoes and love to rub yourself in public...that's nice.

Ironically, belly-shirts are for people who DON'T have bellies...

Ironically, belly-shirts are for people who DON'T have bellies...

Poop Souvenir

People in NYC have to deal with a lot of shit...sometimes it's wrapped up nicely in a diaper and left for them on a subway seat.

Thanks to Tim Trevathan for this nugget of poopie goodness.

Ben Kingsley saw something!!!

Sir Ben Kingsley people!

I'm no fashionista, but that's a hooker outfit, right?

I'm no fashionista, but that's totally a hooker outfit, right?

Hold in there dude, tomorrow's Friday.

Hold in there dude, tomorrow's Friday.

Birds of a Feather Commute Together

"Where'd you pick him up?" asked a woman.

"Chelsea," answered the bird.

Big thanks to John Paul Kelly for seeing something avian and saying something! Keep the submissions coming NYC Commuters - send your pics to ISawSomethingBlog@gmail.com.

Jerry!

Jerry lives! (and takes the D)

The Hardest Working Shirt Button in New York

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you, "The Hardest Working Button in New York"



Thanks to @mikeBarish for seeing something sweaty and disheveled and saying something!