Please Rollerblade Behind the Yellow Line

I was waiting for the F-Train. This butt-munch was reliving his glory days on the Starlight Express...

Why are 250,000 New Yorkers happier than you?

"Why are 250,000 New Yorkers happier than you?"

1) They have hair.
2) They're not over 30.
3) They don't need a cane to walk around.
4) They don't find themselves oogling young boys

Good Yontif Moses!

Moses knows...a good nap can make for an easy fast this Yom Kippur.


L'shana Tova and Good Yontif all!

Harness your Chi

Harness your chi...then Thank Motha' F*ckin' God it's Friday (TMFGIF)

She's so excited! (and she just can't hide it)

She's about to lose control (and I think she likes it)




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Dichotomy

A blonde in a black dress sits holding her white bag next to a brunette in a white dress holding her black bag and blackberry. The brunette caffeinates herself with a cold diet soda that she holds with one hand while the blonde sips energy from a still warm coffee which, between tastes, she clutches with both hands. The brunette blocks out interpersonal communication by focusing on the glowing screen of the small device in her hand while the blonde wards off communication by covering her eyes with darkened sunglasses. One's toes are conservatively hidden and the other's are open.

Dark and light, light and dark, their only similarity is that they both know what time it is...

I found the dichotomy of this scene beautiful and wholly "New York"

Paging Dr. Freud...

Paging Dr. Freud - when is a long, hard, cylindrical phallus that penetrates dark, damp, underground tunnels just a long, hard, cylindral phallus that penetrates dark, damp, underground tunnels?

Jewy Lewis & the Jews

That's the "Power of Oye"

L'Shanah Tova ya'll

Don't Wake a Sleeping Giant

Common sense said not to take this picture...but he reminded me so much of the boulder from Indiana Jones that I just had to...

Saying "Om" on the N

Jai Guru Deva.

"Lay down all thoughts, surrender to the void, that you may see the meaning of within."

Los Mariachis Pequenos

Say hello ("hola") to my little friend(s):
"Los Miniature Mariachis"

Mommy's love you...Daddy loves his new bimbo

There were probably better times to have the whole "Daddy's not going to live with us anymore" conversation...

Thanks for finding this awkward moment, Gary Goldsheyd! Keep sending submissions here.

Quittin' Time

It's Friday, and there's a bottle of Jameson waiting for me on my nightstand - "It's quittin' time."

Whistler's Mother (commuting)

Whistler's Mother (Commuting)

Mr. Chinchillin'

I know summer's over...but I'd say it's a little early to whip out the chinchilla coats and scarfs boys...



Thanks to Drew York City (@DrewYorkCity) for the submission. Keep em' coming to ISawSomethingBlog@gmail.com

Be at kid "at heart"

Be a kid at heart...but when you have kids...maybe dress like an adult, ya know?

Commuting to the Club

Ah the joys of commuting to the club to have lunch with my fiance, Miffy (who's secretly screwing the pool boy, Antonio).

You never forget the first time you kill a man...

He was going for his gun...it was him or me, man!

Botero

"Botero."

1 Flag...

Wearing a tweed jacket and hat instead of your trademark tuxedo = 1 Flag.

More Flags...more fun. Six Flags!